Thing to do instead of writing a dissertation (all from personal experience!)

Not really the traditional style rant this time. Just a list of things I've done, and you may want to consider, to help me avoid doing any work!

1. Wash a car
2. Read a book about a former German international goalkeeper
3. Organise a book collection
4. Make a cup of tea
5. Go to Tesco (any supermarket will do!)
6. Play Football Manager 2011
7. Organise another book collection
8. Look online for new caving gear that you know you can't afford
9. Go on a two day caving course
10. Write this blog
11. Sort out the paperwork for the job in France you start in a worryingly short amount of time
12. Count how many days you have to do the work
13. Work out how many words you have to do per day to reach that target
14. Go to watch Sheffield United away at Brentford
15. Get back from Brentford and go to a party
16. Plan a last big night out before you go to France
17. Take three trips to the Post Office just to sent off your caving log book
18. Do four loads of washing in the space of a day
19. Clean an entire kitchen
20. Move a TV into your bedroom, and claim "the background noise helps me work"
21. Watch three seasons of How I Met Your Mother in two days
22. Take Cool Running and Zombieland on DVD round to your mates to watch in one evening
23. Make another cup of tea
24. Text your mates (a lot)
25. Go climbing
26. Play Cricket Captain 2005
27. Wash your climbing rope
28. Go up to uni in an attempt to work and end up having many pints of John Smiths and several games of pool
29. Argue with a Puegoet dealer
30. Play Water Polo
31. Learn how to play FIFA 11
32. Play Forza 3
33. Design a bouldering centre
34. Apply for jobs
35. Watch livestreams of FC Sankt Pauli
36. Bet on the Highlanders winning the SuperXV
37. Take the mick out of Laurence
38. Watch SuperXV highlights
39. Go visit my senior lecturer, who is never in
40. Play Pokemon Red on your old Gameboy Color
41. Make even more tea
42. Cook some food
43. Go out and buy Cadbury's Cream Eggs because the advert was on
44. Watch E4 for about four hours a day
45. Check how many people read your blog everyday
46. Buy and read The Independent
47. Read many different blogs, including the BBC's blog on South American football
48. Watch the African Cup of Nations Final
49. Look at studying a Masters at the University of Otago, Dunedin. 
50. Promote your own blog

Happy Procrastination!

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