Monday, 6 February 2012

Don't Listen to His Moaning

If anyone hears Laurence Perks complaining about having wet hair or a wet ear then tell him he deserved it!!

If he waves a tea towel in your face and then wont let you dry your hands on it then I was well within my right to dry my hands on his head!!


I once met a girl in a gym, we really hit it off and started kissing. After half an hour I stopped and said: "I'm sorry, this is just not working out."

Keep the faith!!

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